The Bad Boy Of Daycare
Let me say right from the start, there is absolutely no redeeming value in this post whatsoever. I was writing a piece on my two best friends (other than Lois), a couple who have helped me through some of the roughest times in my life. I started retelling a conversation I was having with the wife about kids. They are in their mid-thirties and have none of their own. She's back and forth, but her husband is against it. Understand, he's something of a hellion, which got his wife and I laughing as we imagined a 4 year-old duplicate of her wild child husband. One of the things he's known for is wearing those T-shirts with the suggestive phrases on them. This led to the speculation of a toddler version of those same shirts that their imaginary bad boy would wear to daycare. You might not care about all this, but I thought some back story would take the edge off in case I offend anyone. (Oh, feel free to add your own idea).
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