Where In The World Is Clark Kent?
METROPOLIS - AP It would seem Clark Kent has gone missing. No one has claimed to have seen or heard from him in almost two weeks. Rumors abound. Did he join the Foreign Legion? Has he given it all up in order to become a Tibetan Monk? Or is he on a trip to South Africa with Dave Chappelle?
With Kent nowhere to be found, people have important questions surrounding his mysterious disappearance like who's picking up his mail and feeding the fish? But the biggest question is, who is packing Clark Kent's Lunchbox? We can only speculate. More on this startling development next week as we hear from Kent's friends and family. In the mean time, everyone is left wondering...
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CLARK KENT?
