Party Like A Soccer Mom
The other day while driving the girls to school, this song was playing and I was struck with a moment of creativity. It could be the dumbest thing in the world - things that I think are funny don't quite have the same effect on everyone else, but whatever.
I re-adapted the lyrics for "Party Like A Rock Star" to fit my new persona. Knowing that many of you are not big rap fans I included the actually song so you could hear it as you attempt to read the re-mix version. I swear if I had the equipment I would so make my own music video...
Party Like A Soccer Mom
(to the styling of the Shop Boys “Party Like A Rock Star”)
Y-y-y-yeah, y-y-y-yeah, y-y-y-yeah, y-y-y-yeah
T-t-t-totally dude!!!!
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
T-t-t-totally dude!!!!
I'm on a kiddie haulin’ mission
But I party like a real man
Flyin' down 20 lookin' good in a mini-van
You know them guys all want to know
Watchin’ bout how fast I go
They uh talkin’ lots a trash
But those punks can’t join my gang, yo
I drive like I drive
Cuz you know the kids will fight n’ fuss
But, they don’t know I drank a few stiff ones
They kick like Jack-E-Chan
I ignore their tant’rum
When, I’m in my mini-van…
I PARTY LIKE a SOCCER-MOOOOOM!
[Chorus x2]
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
T-t-t-totally dude!!!!
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
T-t-t-totally dude!!!!
Party like a soccer-mom
Drivin’ past da black and da white
Caught on ray-dar
Whoop, whoop, whoop, wha, whoop
Not in a mini-van.
Can’t get caught on, trips to Branson
Fam’ly plan, man
Uuwaaa
(Cool) you know me
Wit my GAP shirt and hair so vain
Metro-man, Soccer-mom
Yeah, I’m drivin’ up the lane.
What’s my name? uh huh
Hoes see dat I’m no boor
I make dem cry when I open my auto-door!
[Chorus x2]
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
T-t-t-totally dude!!!!
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
T-t-t-totally dude!!!!
As soon as I drove off the lot
I saw I’d save some mon-ee
Get 30 on highway
20 in the city!
I watch da kids while crankin’ tunes
Honda Fly-Odyssey.
Push the petal down
Just to see if you can catch me!
Ballers wanna run with me
They see me, they might curse, “Damn-it!”
My ride make ‘em go down sick
From a bad-sand’ich!
Yeah, I drive a mini-van
You knowin’ that I do
I'm kickin’ screamin' “Ask yo Mutha!”
TOTALLY DUDE!!!
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
T-t-t-totally dude!!!!
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
Party like a soccer-mom
T-t-t-totally dude!!!!
